Almost tempted to stand for Dover Town Council?
Measurable IQ.
Have read Grimsy Review.
Doesn't suffer fools gladly.
Competition free to enter.
Could not actually do worse unless had criminal intention (40% of town council) or was totally incompetent (the other 60%) or were totally stupid (100%).
Would alleviate boredom for me in (temporary

) absence from DDC. (Disgraced former Tory Councillor see Liverpool Echo
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/tory-councillor-who-insulted-liverpool-15237799 ))
Can wear robes (in extremis)
On the down side I don't sniff Cocaine and on the number of times I've been invited to join the Masons I have laughed in their face (Special Branch officers on both occasions!) .
Where's the best ward to stand?
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson