Good news from Malta Howard. It's all sorted.
Apparently UK is giving £200m in aid money to 'Africa' over the next four years + £2.1m will be contributed to a European Commission trust fund worth £1.27bn, which is designed to help African nations do more to help the refugee and migrant crisis.
This will transform easily that fly-blown God-forsaken dump, all the way from Cape to Cairo, into a land of milk and honey which no-one in their right mind would want to leave.
All the leaders have promised this time not poke it all in a Swiss Bank Account, buy property in Mayfair or invest in high-end cars and Lear Jets.
This is in spite of the fact that world aid to Africa since 1960 has been $2,600,000,000,000 (about $4.7 trillion in today's prices) - the only noticable result being that smallpox is eradicated, meaning some people died when older and loads of others were fit enough to trek to Europe.
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
