There used to be the Austro-Hungarian Empire, also known as the Holy Roman Empire. It was neither holy nor Roman!
But it incorporated a Voelkerbund (union) of nations.
Now the Franco-German Axis has prevailed in Europe. The General Government of Poland - erm, what's his name, Jaruzelski, has united with the predominant powers, so there won't be another 3 September 1939.
Bohemia has joined too.
The Entente Cordiale has collapsed, but we have the Napoleonic bastions on the Heights, so all in order on the Estern Front
The Gothic Line in Italy is intact, so no worries there either
Russia has declared they WILL trade with Britain, and so Moscow is preparing for a Napoleonic Army, but Winter has come to the rescue (as it always does when Russia's about to receive a visitation)
The West Wall - what's that bloke's name, Guido Westerwelle, leader of the German Liberals, has said all is clear on their West Front.
Dave is carried through the streets of London amid roaring crowds, cheered by the throngs. His re-election is a forgone conclusion.
The City is spared a Blitz Tax which would have brought Albion in dire straits.
But some mumblings were heard in dark corners of the streets of London: "appeasement means betrayal of our European allies, Dave has given in"!
But what can one say? So Britain hastily brought to an end the Cod War and sought an alliance with Iceland.
