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• Guest 674

  • Registered: 25 Jun 2008
  • Posts: 3,391
  28 July 2010     14:4562660
  #181       report
  isnt that to stop weeing on it(woops only joking)
  lol
• Anne Edwards

  • Location: Dover
  28 July 2010     16:5562665
  #182       report
  what ever other reason could there be?
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  28 July 2010     17:0362667
  #183       report
  Anne as you can see the lads on here amuse themselfs.
• Guest 675

  • Registered: 30 Jun 2008
  • Posts: 1,610
  28 July 2010     17:0662669
  #184       report
  What is the big deal about toilet seats? Is it that men are strong enough to lift them but women are incapable of lowering them?
  Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
  Richard Armour
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  28 July 2010     17:0762670
  #185       report
  ooooh Chris now you have started.
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  28 July 2010     17:0862671
  #186       report
  US WOMEN KNOW THE MALE SPECIES DOWNFALLS.
• Guest 700

  • Registered: 11 Jun 2010
  • Posts: 2,868
  28 July 2010     19:0462695
  #187       report
  Be warned about scheming women:
  
  ACT OF PARLIAMENT 1670
  Be it resolved that all women, of whatever age, rank or profession, or whether virgins, maids or widows, that shall after the passing of this Act, impose upon and betray into matrimony any of His Majesty's male subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes, artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron stays, hoops, high heeled shoes or bolstered hips, shall incur the penalty of the law now in force against witchcraft and sorcery, and that the marriage, upon conviction, shall stand null and void.
  
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  Lincolnshire Born and Bred
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  28 July 2010     19:0762697
  #188       report
  witchcraft?
  
  i will be a gentleman and not mention our susan in conjunction with the above.
  
  ps.i wonder how spanish wool fits in with false gnashers?
• Guest 650

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 542
  28 July 2010     19:1862701
  #189       report
  quote - "Who was it who said you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince?"
  
  Amongst others, Princess Diana.
  
  Except it was frogs for her. She even had a frog mascot on her car, given to her by Prince Charles, when they were engaged.
  
  I;m not keen on frogs - they jump. Normally towards me. But I do like toads. There are some in the garden. None with little crowns on, though.
  
  
  quote - "What is the big deal about toilet seats? Is it that men are strong enough to lift them but women are incapable of lowering them?"
  
  Nope. It's women who sit on the throne.
  The Dover War Memorial Project
  www.doverwarmemorialproject.org.uk
• Sid Perkins

  • Location: Dover
  28 July 2010     19:2562704
  #190       report
  In these enlightened days of sexual equality why don't we all attmept to leave the toilet seat ready for the next person. So, if you're a mixed sex couple the bloke leaves the seat down, and the bird leaves the seat up. THat way everyone is happy.
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 23 Sep 2008
  • Posts: 23,940
  28 July 2010     20:5862727
  #191       report
  gezzers giude to toilet matters,to stop an argument remove the afore said bog seat all together then chuck into dustcart on bin day.
• Guest 657

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 3,037
  28 July 2010     21:0862729
  #192       report
  Speaking of kissing frogs............
  
  

  
  www.facebook.com/jeaneheadstonehunter
• Guest 653

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 10,540
  29 July 2010     06:4562767
  #193       report
  Did you turn Les into that Jeane ?
  
  You'll have to kiss him again.
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• Guest 650

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 542
  29 July 2010     08:2662780
  #194       report
  Oh good. I hereby appoint Jeane as honorable frog-kisser-in-chief.
  
  That saves the rest of us the trouble.
  The Dover War Memorial Project
  www.doverwarmemorialproject.org.uk
• Anne Edwards

  • Location: Dover
  29 July 2010     09:4362786
  #195       report
  help can anyone recommend a washing machine man, I think my pump has broken.???????????????
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  29 July 2010     09:5362787
  #196       report
  anne
  07976 329872 alan roberts, he fixed the pump on my machine last week, turned up in no time.
• Guest 699

  • Registered: 3 Jun 2010
  • Posts: 292
  29 July 2010     11:3062794
  #197       report
  does a broken pump and singles club go together !!!!!!!!! ? only read page one and page ten
  if you join a singles club , a good pump is what you need !!!
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  29 July 2010     13:5862809
  #198       report
  Lol Ron , naughty naughty
• Anne Edwards

  • Location: Dover
  29 July 2010     14:0862813
  #199       report
  thank you Howard for responding so quickly. I have got it sorted out. now back to the dating and search for the singles
• Guest 696

  • Registered: 31 Mar 2010
  • Posts: 8,115
  29 July 2010     14:1962816
  #200       report
  Anne, your thread will soon be rivalling Vic's thread dedicated to UKIP!
  Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
  Rule Britannia!
  Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ

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