howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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the banter is endless anne, bob is spoken for, though his missus might give you permission to approach him.
at present he is busy packing his bucket and spade, knotted hankie and kiss me quick hat for his annual english holiday.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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Mind you, if we`re quite old, maybe it`s the wrong place to be.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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We are not all that old mate,
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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I know Vic, Just quoting #18.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 700- Registered: 11 Jun 2010
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You have certainly livened things up, Anne.
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Lincolnshire Born and Bred
Guest 694- Registered: 22 Mar 2010
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take no heed Anne, give as good as you get, and these boys eventually fall into line... you never know... more people may be looking in and want to give you a contact :)
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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EEEE ya gotta laugh aint ya.
Take no notice of the old miserable buggers on here Anne ( welcome by the way ) If their not proping up a bar somewhere their stitching leather patches on their elbows.
Give as good as ya get girl.
grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
'and see they are quite old except Bob, he and I have a few things in common.'
Sorry Anne. Didn't realise you were a lesbian. (he said, licking his eyebrows coquettishly)
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
just fell off of my chair, i blame that smoothie jimmy for causing the problems.
Old? Old? We might be mature gentlemen (some of us) but as EVERY woman knows us blokes never grow up. So, if it's a fun group your after this is the place my girl!
Of course, you go find some spotty hoodie-wearing teenagers who don't even know how to treat or entertain a lady, the choice is, as always, yours to make.
Berns loins, now there's a thought eh?
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Any particular mummy and daddy Vic?
Anne - I should point out that I am not a guy.........just in case.........
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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We know that Bernard.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Colin......slapped legs before dawn.......
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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Dawn who Bern?
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Anne Edwards,
If it makes you feel more relaxed I dont mind wearing a hoody (Helps to cover the bald bit!!)
Lol at the guys , Anne welcome please dont be put off the forum by the gobby blokes on here it is just banter and believe me the ladies on here give as good as they get. As for looking for a bloke on here one question springs to mind ,,,,,, are you mad ? lol
