Reginald Barrington
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 17 Dec 2014
- Posts: 3,261
#121
Sangatte not Sandgate, unless there is another body.
Why would there be a need for a murder investigation? Surely if no signs of a crime it will be moved onto the coroner, and if necessary back to the police if they find evidence of crime.
Arte et Marte
Captain Haddock
- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,397
#122
I note that the guy who chopped off the French teacher's head was an asylum seeker!
On the plus side perhaps this has provided a lesson not just for one school class but for the whole world about assimilation of migrants, multi-culturalism and the religion of 'peace'.
Meanwhile German newspaper Bild notes that 15% of those accused of murder in Germany are seeking asylum.
Funny old world.
"The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it".
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,397
#123
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"The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it".
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Bob Whysman
- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#124
If this continues Brian, it may be prudent to apply for planning permission now to increase the size of your doorstep!
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
#125
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
#126
bob, all ready sorted, put claymores out.
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#127
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
#128
no not those ones, the ones that go bang and are filled with shot gun pellets, got the from a mod surples store.
Guest 3706- Registered: 21 Jul 2020
- Posts: 126
#129
They don't drink....apparently!
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,397
#130
"The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it".
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Button
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#131
Smart guy: Clandestine Channel Threat Commander Dan O'Mahoney said the criminals behind the crossings were breaking the law. (
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-54897081)
But I guess, especially in these unprecedented times, even criminals have time away from work.
(Not my real name.)
Guest 3706- Registered: 21 Jul 2020
- Posts: 126
#132
Meantime, they are arresting people filming
Weird Granny Slater
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,095
#133
'Clandestine Channel Threat Commander'. Is that an actual job title? Surely, if Dan's broken cover, he'd be the 'Overt Channel Threat Commander'. What's he doing commanding threats to the channel anyway; it's been here a good deal longer than he has, and the locals rather like it. It won't give in without a struggle. Whatever, going by the man's words, 'Public Relations Trainee' or 'Marketing Assistant' would be more appropriate.
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'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Guest 2547- Registered: 1 Apr 2018
- Posts: 2,158
#134
Weird Granny Slater wrote:'Clandestine Channel Threat Commander'. Is that an actual job title? Surely, if Dan's broken cover, he'd be the 'Overt Channel Threat Commander'. What's he doing commanding threats to the channel anyway; it's been here a good deal longer than he has, and the locals rather like it. It won't give in without a struggle. Whatever, going by the man's words, 'Public Relations Trainee' or 'Marketing Assistant' would be more appropriate.
Great satire. Genuinely made me laugh.
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#135
"Surely, if Dan's broken cover, he'd be the 'Overt Channel Threat Commander'."
I don't see why; even the Secret Intelligence Service has a website, and I bet you can get Hermes to deliver parcels to them. Probably to a safe house.
(Not my real name.)
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,397
#136
I see DHB Police have arrested a man at the port who was filming some yesterday's 159 illegal immigrant arrivals under 'Corvid restrictions'!
They really dont want us to know what's going on do they?
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"The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it".
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Weird Granny Slater- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,095
#137
Button wrote:...even the Secret Intelligence Service has a website, and I bet you can get Hermes to deliver parcels to them. Probably to a safe house.
Just you try rowing a dinghy from Millbank to Victoria Cross wearing a false moustache and dark glasses and see what happens.
'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#138
(Not my real name.)
Do nothing and nothing happens.