What I like is waiting in anticipation for the big hand on the clock rapidly approaching 8.00am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beads of sweat rolling from my forehead, hand tremberling as the clock strikes eight.......!!!!! As we all start dialing for our lives !!!!!! Every time we get that engaged tone, quick re-dial !!! re-dial!! re-dial!!! re-dial!!!! re-dial !!!!!!!.... I still can't get through !!!! Re-dial !!! re-dial !!! re-dial !!!! Surely they can hear me !!!!!!!!
And then..... oh yes the ring tone...I'm through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A smugness falls across my face imagining the rest of Dover who are now behind me waiting for that spot, that one and only spot that is there and I have it. So as if I was at the head of that queue I turn smugly and give the two finger salute to the millions behind me !!!!!!!
"Hello High Street Surgery can I help you?" Its as if an angle has spoken from the heavens. All that waiting and re-dialling for 10 minutes has been worth it!!
" Hello... hello....yes my name is Mark Mason is it possible to make an appointment today?" Voice still tremblerling from the pure excitement of someone actually speaking to me after nearly forgetting my name!!
" I'm sorry sir but all the appointments have been taken for today."" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! How can this be. All the appiontments have gone in ten minutes!!! A silence fulls upon me, a slight tear starts to roll from my eye. I imagine the whole of Dover now laughing at my moment of victory, now being taken away from underneth me. I ask nervously when the next available appointment will be knowing that it will be no closer than the next month. " Let me have a look for you sir". She says. A life time seems to go past ,the sweat seems to have reappeared again.... "Well sir we're looking at the middle of ..........................................NEXT MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That deep sinking feeling enters my body as I hesitate on my answer." That's ok I'll leave it." I reply with a shakiness in my voice and a tears now rolling from my face. Ten minutes of my life taken from beneath me. A sorrow fulls over me as I remember the thousands upon thousands in that are still in the queue behind me.
Well there's always tomorrow......8.00am there maybe a chance, a real chance that maybe just maybe that there might be an appointment on the day that we actually want it.
So if you get that ring tone just think of us all behind you !!!!!!
