Caption competition.

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• Guest 716

  • Registered: 9 Jun 2011
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  15 March 2012     09:35159391
  #181       report
  Arrested !!.......``Met`a few old friends,gave them some tips.........keep the lucre going..........
• Guest 716

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  15 March 2012     09:37159392
  #182       report
  Wife and I worried !!!!!..........not with our friend in `the` saddle........................
• Guest 716

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  15 March 2012     09:44159393
  #183       report
  Tips? ................yes Bullingdon Boy 3.30......................
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  15 March 2012     10:07159394
  #184       report
  thought this deserved a place in the caption competition.
  
  
  

  

  
  
  
  the president "this posh bloke has just thieved my wallet".
• Guest 696

  • Registered: 31 Mar 2010
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  16 March 2012     01:39159559
  #185       report
  The American national anthem is played...
  Then God save the Queen ....
  President Obama: Ahh, I've just had a heart attack!
  Dave: Shhh!
  Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
  Rule Britannia!
  Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ
• Guest 640

  • Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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  16 March 2012     08:42159569
  #186       report
  David Cameron looks pre-occupied..
  
  " Jeez why am I here doing all this yawn inducing stuff?..I would much prefer to be at Cheltenham with Charlie!!"
  
  
  
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 710

  • Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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  16 March 2012     09:18159574
  #187       report
  Dave, hums..."If I only had a heart...."
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• Guest 716

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  16 March 2012     11:14159593
  #188       report
  Flashman..........`Can you keep telling me how great I am?`
  
  Obama..............`On my oath.........................
• Guest 710

  • Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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  16 March 2012     12:10159603
  #189       report
  Hums...
  
  When a man's an empty kettle
  He should be upon his mettle
  And yet I'm torn apart
  Just because I'm presumin'
  That I could seem more human
  If I only had a heart
  
  I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
  And less faux-sentimental
  Regarding love and art
  I'd be friends with the nation
  And be at home in any situation
  If I only had a heart
  
  Just to register emotion,
  (less) jealousy, (more) devotion
  And really feel the part
  I could stay forever smoothie
  And lose my holstered Uzi
  If I could replace it with a heart
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• Guest 716

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  16 March 2012     14:27159624
  #190       report
  # 189..........what was Obama`s reply?..................................
  
  Cameron..``Who put the Horses Head in my bed?``
  
  Obama.......``Gordon Brown``...........
• Keith Sansum1

  • Location: london
  • Registered: 25 Aug 2010
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  16 March 2012     17:46159644
  #191       report
  obama to dave " look dave we are politicaly poles apart but please for me, smile for the camera, heres a fiver
  
  dave "ok, iu will give emn one of my false cheesy smiles then
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• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  16 March 2012     18:37159667
  #192       report
  obama to dave "is it true what they say you public schoolboys do to each other"?
  
  dave replies " yes, i am now doing the same to the economy".
• Guest 716

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  16 March 2012     19:05159675
  #193       report
  #192............you win.................
• Sarah P

  • Location: Dover
  16 March 2012     22:34159710
  #194       report
  Removed , because I didnt read Paul Bs well enough , sorry Paul
• Keith Sansum1

  • Location: london
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  16 March 2012     22:36159711
  #195       report
  what does that mean sarah?
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• Sarah P

  • Location: Dover
  16 March 2012     22:39159714
  #196       report
  It meant that I removed my comment as I hadnt read the post under the picture of Cameron and Obama and basically I had stollen what Paul B had already said
• Keith Sansum1

  • Location: london
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  16 March 2012     22:41159716
  #197       report
  oh i fort you meant you had a good one but didnt want to share it
  lol
  
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• Guest 666

  • Registered: 25 Mar 2008
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  17 March 2012     23:49159930
  #198       report
  Shootist to assistant...
  
  "Gee these dummies from that Mmme Tussauds sure are getting more realistic, load me up another shot for the Britisher will ya?"
  Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  13 May 2012     20:54172241
  #199       report
  this one from today's observer just sat up and begged to be included in the caption competition.
  
  to start this off, george to charlie "then we told them that tax cuts for the super rich would benefit the lower orders".
  
  
  

  
• Guest 698

  • Registered: 28 May 2010
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  13 May 2012     20:58172242
  #200       report
  Charlie to George: I've had enough of horses, you can have her for twenty camels.
  I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson

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