Guest 660- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
- Posts: 3,205
Look hear Ducky,you want to have babies you sit on the Bl**dy eggs,I am not!
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
- Posts: 8,115
Female duck: Nope! No breakfast today! Osborne and his budget!
Male duck: There's Howard! Hi Howard, have you got some spare change!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
brilliant alex.
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
- Posts: 8,664
"Can you spare a few coppers for a can of Special Brew, Guv?"
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
- Posts: 6,950
Robin! Indeed, what cheek, ruddy overgrown thrush. I'm off down to the "Doggin' Duchess" for a pint.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
female duck to male duck,not to night dear i've got an headache.
Guest 663- Registered: 20 Mar 2008
- Posts: 1,136
Now before I walk away stop arguing,I told you we women are always right
Front duck to back duck " Now remember the new forum rules , you will stay there for 3 days and dont quack at anyone like that again
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Guest 683- Registered: 11 Feb 2009
- Posts: 1,052
Female to male:
"I don't know what you were eating yesterday but it'll take them a while to clear that from the river!"
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
- Posts: 4,010
Male walking away says `Nah I`m not building a house on those dodgy foundations....come over to my pad on
Shepherdswell pond`.
I thought you said I was going to get ducked!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
charlie brooks pictured at the cheltenham festival.
trust me dave, i won't drop you in it with the old bill.
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
- Posts: 6,950
Nice one Dave, otherwise I would have dropped you in it.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
it's the way i tell 'em, especially at the leveson inquiry.
Guest 663- Registered: 20 Mar 2008
- Posts: 1,136
Well well I have to say I KNOW NOTHING.
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
- Posts: 8,115
"The anti doping committee asked me for a sample".
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
- Posts: 4,010
`Calm down Flashman.......a Fag never is a grass`
