Guest 703- Registered: 30 Jul 2010
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Cameron to Hunt -
If thought you News International was tough, your next job's sorting out Dover Forum - it's a graveyard for careers, I'm giving it to Cable once you've gone

howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
good one ray you're on form tonight, tell us the one about vic pretending to being deleted - always gets a few laughs.
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
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dave to hunt
"and that's another fine you got me into"
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
dave to kieth,not to night kieth,jez is washing his hair tonight.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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this was taken yesterday, dave back to camera, enjoying a coffee with his wife in spain.
just to start the ball rolling sam to dave, "sooner or later you are going to have to tell people that you haven't a clue what your are doing darling".
Guest 670- Registered: 23 Apr 2008
- Posts: 573
Cameron to his Wife "You didn't tell that Williams man where we are, did you?
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
- Posts: 7,819
lol!
Wife to husband
" do you think you're a mite overdressed for the Costa's darling !"
or
wife to husband again
"is there any other colour we can wear besides blue..I know we're Conservatives but..."

Guest 656- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
- Posts: 2,262
Sam to Dave
''Blue, Blue, my world is Blue, lets go mad darling and be daring in red, go on, you know you want to''

Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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Sam to Dave: OMG I think we've left Nancy behind again.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
- Posts: 4,010
S to D...Have you had any ideas what we do now?
D to S...Might let BoJo build his airport to keep him off my back...S to D...You`ll be
lucky!!!!!!!
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
- Posts: 4,010
D to S ....`Sigh` If BoJo were here we could smash this place up.
S to D...Looks like rain,what time are we allowed back at the B & B ?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
took this earlier and immediately thought definitely caption competition.
herring gull "suppose i will have to look for a worm or two, anything is better than pot noodle leftovers from that bloke up at the gateway flats"
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
- Posts: 6,950
Where can they be, those small black meaty things advertised on the poster, very appetising they look?
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
" it wouldn't be so bad if that brian dixon bloke hadn't got here before me, might be something left to eat".
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
"wheres my pot noodle,i bet that howard cove got there before me".
Terry Nunn
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 4,316
"Um, that bit of wood is less than an inch wide, bet I can hit it"
Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
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Since the black bags have gone......I`m starving...will have to go to Hansell`s pond for a fish supper........
Guest 656- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
- Posts: 2,262
I think I'll pop on that P&O to Calais, at least I might get some proper food over there, rather fancy some frogs legs

howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
courtesy of ddc website.
just to start the ball rolling, receptionist to colleague the other side of the office ' this bloke here only reckons his street should cleaned now and again'.
Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,894
"I told you that old joke would make her laugh".
BTW that doesn't look anything like Keith.

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