There 3 things wrong with women;
1.They can't multi-task like us men,
2.They always dye the roots of there hair a different colour,
3.They never lift the toilet seat when they have finished.
I thought I had found the ideal woman....she never spoke...10 years later she hasn't spoke to me,............she has winged,wined,groaned and moaned but never spoken.
Ask Ian if that is true.