Tips for inducing labour please
- 11 February 2012 16:36152858OMG...........
- Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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11 February 2012 16:38152860a plate of triple strenth vindaloo/rice,6 pints of larger [marks of course],then join in with a rosmary cloony exersize dvd.
- 11 February 2012 17:11152878Let's try chuckles...
A woman is sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio next to her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me . . . talking to the wine
.met a beautiful woman last night and i told her that i wanted to take her home and make love to her in the bedroom, in the living room, in the dinning room, in the bathroom, in the kitchen.......she was a bit disapaonted when she saw my caravan!
Now...what if MEN got PREGNANT!
~ Maternity leave would last for two years....with full pay.
~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
pregnant belly ~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~Women would rule the world.
Through Google from places various.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 11 February 2012 17:37152891Yes Colette i must admit i can dish out endless inuendos but hearing the lovely Bern has shocked me a bit
, lots of good ideas from all you wonderful people operation stork drop is on . - 11 February 2012 18:12152893Tell it like it is!! But raspberry leaf tea is also very good, if less fun.....
Tom - wicked!
- 11 February 2012 19:10152906well i guess i could try the fun way first
- 11 February 2012 19:11152907Tom very true if men could have babies there would be no next generation
- 11 February 2012 22:24152947
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Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 11 February 2012 22:44152952Try one of these:
http://allyouneedislists.com/lifestyle/travel-leisure/top-10-scariest-roller-coasters-in-the-world/I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson - Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
12 February 2012 10:22153012mel,its snowing again,hows your blood pressure on looking out of the window. - 12 February 2012 11:14153045Brian i wont answer that as its a sunday after all .
- 12 February 2012 15:55153111Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
- 12 February 2012 15:59153112Hmm thats just strange im talking full on men with only two options for the baby to pop out from your choice which Pass me the forceps
- 12 February 2012 16:03153113Thanks Mel.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 12 February 2012 16:04153114Please enjoy that thought , it was my pleasure
- 13 February 2012 11:22153247Nothing from you since yesterday Mel - have you spawned?
- 13 February 2012 11:28153248No not yet he is still inside me
- 13 February 2012 11:54153261Best not leave it too long or he will be walking out.......
Sorry Mel! You have my sympathies - all of mine were late arrivals. Our first was due on Bonfire Night and we had a huge party with loud fireworks to try to scare her out! It didn't work........she took another few days to make the effort. My thoughts are with you. - Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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13 February 2012 12:17153268mel,if the young chap dosent pop out soon i will give him a navvys shovel to dig himself out. - 13 February 2012 13:11153278at least the pavements are mostly clear now if you need to get to buckland mel.