Tips for inducing labour please
- 11 February 2012 09:05152779Calling all forum ladies any helpful hints i can try ? saw consultant yesterday and due to my illness in being induced on the 19th march in whh at 37 weeks i really dont want that so have been told from 36 weeks i can try to start myself off.
- 11 February 2012 09:32152780Hot curry, lots of sex, and a comedy DVD. Trust me.
- 11 February 2012 10:07152783Bern my gosh that three letter word there made me blush hearing it from you
- 11 February 2012 10:09152784But it works!!!
BTW I belong to a select club: the OBuNDY club. Old But Not Dead Yet.............who else on here will claim membership??!!
It must be Saturday......... - 11 February 2012 10:34152794Tip from a mere man - give hubby a pass to go out and enjoy something he really wants to do, but make sure he keeps his mobile on!
Bern, I'm the banjo player in The Mighty Cowpats, gives me life membership of your club
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- 11 February 2012 10:42152798Well Bern I belong to a similar club: Odbundy: Old decrepit but not dead yet!!
Melissa: in my experience being induced is no worse than starting off naturally so I would just try to relax and make the best of whichever happens but perhaps you could try jumping on and off the bus...
- 11 February 2012 10:54152803Last time i went on a bus it was more like a rollercoaster ride
- 11 February 2012 10:55152804Bern blimey
- 11 February 2012 11:03152807And dearest Ray what a wonderful idea, he can do this weeks shopping then
- 11 February 2012 11:15152810When I first saw this I thought that it was something to get Ed Milliband !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- 11 February 2012 11:33152813Perhaps a hot curry, plenty of sex and a comedy DVD would work just as well for that.......? It might at least make the papers.......
- 11 February 2012 11:58152816I suggest that you empty your hospital-stay bag (putting it's contents into one drawer) and get on with the everyday stuff...you will get your normal svelte figure back in no time.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 11 February 2012 12:07152819???????? @ tom
- 11 February 2012 12:09152820And now you've said it twice Bern
Poor Melissa will be blushing uncontrollably now, but you never know it might even help with the onset of labour
Melissa, dont worry, like Diana, also in my experience being induced is no worse than starting naturally
Bern, I'm a paid up member too and enjoying it
- 11 February 2012 12:10152821Tips for inducing labour eh....
try not voting for them and maybe they will be induced into going away....
Seriously
Good luck Mel...... - Terry Nunn
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11 February 2012 14:07152839"Seven Seas Cod Liver Oil" in quantity very good I'm told. Can't vouch for supermarket brands though.
TerryQuis custodiet ipsos custodes? - 11 February 2012 14:40152845A more sedate method might be raspberry leaf tea, Mel, and much more dignified...!!!
- 11 February 2012 14:41152846My ex Mrs visited Howletts saw the stork next day hey presto! The old stork thing works,dont have it too early Mel it will be on my birthday!If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
- 11 February 2012 16:27152855A packet of extra-strong Fisherman's Friends and a sink plunger. That should do the trick.