Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
15 September 2010
17:4770917#21
Thank you for that Jacqui ,anyway I am off to a meeting up at the castle so no time right now.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
15 September 2010
17:4770918#22
Thank you for that Jacqui ,anyway I am off to a meeting up at the castle so no time right now.
15 September 2010
18:1470922#23
Just to clarify the situation...
Last night, the Pope came banging on my door with a couple of mafia heavies. He said "Lose the movie page or lose yer kneecaps, bud" so what choice did I have?
Actually, I just made that up. I asked Paul if he'd mind me pulling out of the movie page as it wasn't generating a lot of interest (which I'm perfectly fine with) and it was taking a fair bit of my time which is getting tough to manage with work and family time being such a big demand these days. All is good, and I did enjoy doing the movie page.
The end.
15 September 2010
19:4970970#24
15 September 2010
22:3471049#25
Okay, you win. The truth will out, as they say (whatever that means).
Last night I got a strange visit by two very big men in black suits and hats. Both wore shades and the man on the left was tapping a large wooden baseball bat on his palm. The man on the right was examining his fingernails while he spoke: "You that movie review guy?"
I replied that I was and immediately they pushed me, forcing the door to burst wide open and they grabbed my head and threw me into my own living room. I landed hard against the TV set, causing it to fall over. Fingernails, as I've come to call him, withdrew a very odd looking gun from under his jacket and shot both of my dogs with it. The gun shot a sort of plasma bolt, which I thought was odd. Baseball Bat, as I call the other guy, touched the heavy round tip of his bat onto my forehead and told me not to move.
Fingernails explained that they were aliens from the planet Xmyforpklddsxx 3, which I just happen to be able to spell perfectly, and that the Pope is in fact their secret leader and is here on a top secret mission to cause 9-11. Originally the Pope, or Pee-Doh to give him his proper Xmyforpskian name, was going to crash two flying saucers into the Egyptian pyramids in order to display his power to the world but there was a general strike among UFO pilots at the time so he hypnotized a gang of Muslims from the Islamic Peace and Tranquility Fellowship to fly a couple of jumbo jets into "two of the tallest buildings you can find". The rest, as they say, is history.
He went on to explain that after the assassination of JKF and Marilyn Monroe, the Pope was forced to shoot down a rogue UFO over Roswell, New Mexico, and he educated Adolf Hitler in the black arts of alien wisdom and the occult whilst visiting the Watergate Hotel, which is what led to the current War on Terror. What few people realize is that this war is actually an alien "War on Terry", in which the Pope is trying to destroy veteran BBC presenter Terry Wogan, but as normal, we've all misunderstood and led the world into a devastating conflict.
And so, as a punishment for posting a rather cheeky image of the Pope on this very website, I was forced to quit making movie reviews otherwise I would have been, to use their own words, "shot with a plasma gun, your remains to be beaten to pulp with this here bat until all that remains of you is a puddle of human soup with a skull in it".
And that's all true that is. It's a conspiracy!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
15 September 2010
22:3871050#26
all seems reasonable to me.
maybe reporting this to the police and getting a crime number would be the order of the day.
Guest 666- Registered: 25 Mar 2008
- Posts: 323
16 September 2010
10:0471090#27
I enjoyed the reviews page a lot and commented from time to time but can fully understand the effort involved.
Large men in dark suits and shades, are you sure it wasn't Spielberg coming over with his latest blockbuster for you to review?
Sounds like a real nightmare...
Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
