Brian and Bob - you two do make me laugh! Love your sense of humour - bit like mine
I hope Mr M doesn't carry on with his life story, what if we all did that? The mind boggles.
Tell you what though - if I wrote mine there would be a few raised eyebrows - but I don't have an ego that lets me think anyone would be interested (unlike some people)

There's always a little truth behind every "Just kidding", a little emotion behind every "I don't care" and a little pain behind every "I'm ok".