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    A man walks into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The first one he is shown costs £300.
    "Blimey thats a bit pricey" the buyer says. "Yeah but he can make a cup of tea and bring it to you".
    In the second cage was a monkey costing £500. "What can he do?" the man enquires.
    "He can answer the phone and take messages".
    In the final cage the monkey was priced at £5k. "My God what does he do?"
    "I don't know" said the pet shop owner.
    "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a Welding Inspector.

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