Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
did the tight wad put his hand in his pocket and buy a round of drinks david.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
Mr Dixon,He never carry,s money with him
Guest 2060- Registered: 19 Apr 2017
- Posts: 76
Hopefully Charlie retained his receipt, for submission to the electoral commission?
Charlie shouldn't get too smug.A lot can happen in the coming few weeks.
Apart from Charlie.The choice for PM is Hamas,IRA supporting Communist Jeremy Corbyn or Theresa May.
Button
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,061
Tip: borrow some wheelbarrows from the asparagus farm before all the Tory candidates want them. On second thoughts, borrow them from a farm up the road in south Thanet.
(Not my real name.)
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
Peter James wrote:.The choice for PM is Hamas,IRA supporting Communist Jeremy Corbyn or Theresa May.
You missed out "Saudi loving" before Theresa May, more importantly a chance to meet the two main candidates this morning in town. Charlie outside the Town Council offices from 10 am and Stacey outside Marks and Spencer from 10. 30 am.
Reginald Barrington
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 17 Dec 2014
- Posts: 3,258
If you cut down the side of the police station past the bowling green and then through pencester you can avoid them both, careful though Charlie's probably parked in the Ladywell car park ànd Stacey in Stembrook!
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Arte et Marte
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
Best do what I do, stay in the garden.
Guest 2060- Registered: 19 Apr 2017
- Posts: 76
Post #446. Howard .Do you know of a sex scandal involving a Saudi?
Must be due a sex scandal to avert attention from policies, happens most elections.
I am sure Keith Vaz aka Jim the Washing Machine Salesman is being kept under wraps.
Captain Haddock
- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,134
Meanwhile in SOUTH Thanet......
I've just been shown a Poll Card for an address in Ash printed for the NORTH Thanet Constituency!
Are TDC going to have to reprint 38,000 poll cards?
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
Meanwhile back in town Charlie was seen racing past Boots with his balloon waving posse closely followed by man of the people Nigel Collor. My first thought was that they were going to beat Stacey up but she arrived with Lee Kettlewell after they had passed the spot for the planned hit.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
Peter James wrote:Post #446. Howard .Do you know of a sex scandal involving a Saudi?
Must be due a sex scandal to avert attention from policies, happens most elections.
I am sure Keith Vaz aka Jim the Washing Machine Salesman is being kept under wraps.
Sex scandals are so last year Peter, long standing sponsorship of worldwide terrorism by the Saudi government that our Prime Minister sucks up to is much more important.
Guest 2060- Registered: 19 Apr 2017
- Posts: 76
Howard.Does that mean you are not supporting Theresa?
Charlie will be so upset.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
I am not supporting any one only my wife.
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,134
Thanet District council have confirmed that 11,500 polling cards were sent out to residents in South Thanet which incorrectly said “Election of Member of Parliament for the North Thanet constituency” The council say it was a “clerical error” and the correct polling cards have all been reprinted and will be sent out on Monday with an explanation and an apology letter. It will not impact on anyone’s ability to vote.
Looks like Thanet District Council who can't tell their arse from their elbow, also can't tell North from South? And how many jobsworths did this 'clerical error' go past with no-one spotting it?
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,134
howard mcsweeney1 wrote: closely followed by man of the people Nigel Collor.
Who is limping badly and telling anyone who asks about it that he hurt his leg playing football.
In actual fact it was whilst skiing but he thinks if people find this out it might 'alienate the white working class voters'!
Meanwhile Charlie's so confident that he's buggered off to Harrow for the day. (I think, looking at the posters, this David Hannah must be one of these trans-sexuals which seem so popular nowadays?)
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"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
leg injury from football my arse,couldnt break into a trot during the 10 miniute game.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
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Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,134
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
Some may carp but she will bring us strong and stable Government!!
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
- Registered: 8 Oct 2012
- Posts: 8,134
So who sent you that Howard? Winnie 'Mother of Our Nation' Flabbott from her department of made up numbers?
There was me miss-remembering that the bank rescue bail outs in 2008 and 2009 were while Labour were in charge and Gordon Brown was single handedly saving the entire western capitalist system?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_United_Kingdom_bank_rescue_package
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_United_Kingdom_bank_rescue_package
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson
