Captain Haddock wrote:Yet somehow I know that that 'admission' of bribery is going to be the most difficult to defend!  
 
 
BTW I am also a member of the Friends of Kent Churches and also Friends of Canterbury Cathedral, though I believe other counties and cathedrals are available.
 
I was going to let this go but I'll instead just give you a fair warning, I enjoyed your original comment, however, editing (some 19 minutes later) with a suggestion that other counties and cathedrals exist is somewhat beyond the Pale.  You've been suitably warned - more of this conduct and I'll download your Deal councillor 
Declaration of Interest and examine it for bagel disclosures.