A Dover forum thread laden with humour?
The Bishop is pukka? That's just a rumour,
Inebriated he may be, on communion wine,
But his offerings in verse are still full of rhyme.
Gulp down the left over communion wine if you must,
But whoa, spare the dictionary or our craniums will bust!
We're mostly simple souls with a penchant to tease,
So compete if you must but keep it simple please!
Your views on politicians are some of the best,
And as for the NHS with a future, give it a rest,
Privatisation is the chosen route, it's future is planned,
For the British, not immigrants, free access is banned.
Captains sailing the high seas are known for their pluck,
Old Saltys postings reflect character and sometimes a ruck,
So I conclude, moderated bingeing for simplicity's best,
Preserve the sanity of this peasant, please give humongous a rest!