Chrissi Clifton wrote: I would be surprised if you ever got a job at sea with a name that is an anagram of 'Handicap At Dock'
Or even (using my Christian Name as given on my Seaman's Book - Archibald)
A Bacchanal Addict Hid Pork!
Though no doubt you would put down the hiding of the pork as some sort of malevolent and obviously racist jape?
N.B. In spite of open goal with Seaman's Book have avoided making joke such as 'She was only an Admiral's Daughter but her Naval Base was full of discharged seamen'.
For the cognoscenti of both humour and grammar you will no doubt recognise this as a joke with not only one but TWO homophones.
N.B. for those without a classical education, homophone is NOT a communication device used in the Gay community - you are getting it confused with Grindr.