howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
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stay another day,by east 17.
Any and all parts of The Birdie Song........
Guest 657- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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Zig a zig ah - Spice Girls 'Tell me what you want'.
The song by Cher Lloyd that sounds like the nursery rhyme (oh my darling Clementine.)
Barbie Girl - Aqua. 'I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, life in plastic is fantastic' Enough said.
Lip up fatty by Bad Manners.
The way I are (yes that is the correct spelling of the title) by Timbaland.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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kung fu fighting has to have the most cringeworthy lyrics for me.
must be many more, the eurythmics used to write some good stuff then ruined it when they were forced to get something to rhyme.
Smack my bitch up, anyone?
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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Gawd that made me laugh Bern...lol!!

Guest 731- Registered: 8 Nov 2011
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'SHADDUP YOU FACE' by Joe Dolce from 1981. No 1 for 3 weeks. One of the most annoying songs I know of followed closely by:
Renee and Renato - 'SAVE YOUR LOVE' the christmas no 1 in 1982.
Who remembers these
Guest 666- Registered: 25 Mar 2008
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A do do do and a da da da,,,, by the Police?
Pinch my bum.... by The Cheeky Girls?
Anything by 'Soft Cell'
Toybox and their tunes eg: Oi yoi ee yoi ee yoiee yoieeeee, I am Jane and I ride an Elephant...

Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
Brian Dixon
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bern how big is the bitch you wanna smack.
buddy those cheeky girls are hot lookers.

howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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cannot disagree with any of the above.
who remembers "viva espana".
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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every time i have reached the part on a job application where it asks whether i have a criminal record i have this overwhelming urge to put "deck of cards" by max bygraves.
Brian Dixon
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or a sting [police album] song,
Terry Nunn
- Location: London Road, Dover
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Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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they don't make them like that anymore, which goes to show how much we have to be thankful for.
Guest 664- Registered: 23 Mar 2008
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"Da da da - iich lieb dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht - by German mock-rock trio, er Trio, is a true lyrical bottom feeder.
It was a deliberate send up of pop music, played on a Casio VL Tone (remember them?), to prove anyone could make a pop record.
Talk about ahead of their rime...pretty dark and disturbing video though.
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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Oh those Cheeky Girls.
I had the pleasure to meet them a couple of years ago on the Dover to Brighton charity run.
Crap lyrics at times but they had a go and made a few bob.
Nice to talk to.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Guest 653- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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Speedy Gonzales must have had the stupidest lyrics (is stupidest a real word ?).
Roger
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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Good picture there Ian me oul mucker. Bit of a scoop. Well done

The Cheeky Girls themselves with Miss Dover of a year or two back. I forget Miss Dover's name there for the moment but maybe someone can fill us in.
Guest 713- Registered: 19 Mar 2011
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Try this one: The Great Beyond - R.E.M
It say about pushing an elephant up the stairs.
Why do you want to push an elephant up the stairs,let alone have on in the house.