Guest 699- Registered: 3 Jun 2010
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we have a bern on here
i was told it is really bernie clifton and the ostrich found last week was his
until my grand daughter pointed out that was wrong as bernie clifton, s bird
WAS A PUPPET
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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So it's 'Ron Wise' now, is it?

Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Ron, you have shattered my illusions. Next thing you will be telling me that Emu wasn't real..........
Keith Sansum1
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emu is real, please dont be silly of course he is
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Then I am reassured. Phew! I thought it must be the case - Sweep told me.
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Emu is real..it's been my only excuse for shoving my arm up a birds......censored....for years.
Marek
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Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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Having never met Bern in the flesh (I think) I can't vouch for her real existence either.
However I have it on good authority that Emu exists. After all I saw him and Rod Hull on TV.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Ross Miller
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I always thought the emu was real and it was Rod Hull who was the puppet
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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Definitely an arms length relationship whichever way you look at it.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Brian Dixon
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people,bern is real ive meet her and shook her hand.well emu is a puppet then.

Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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I think WE are the puppets or muppets being manipulated and having our strings pulled all the time by successive lying politicians.
Now lets see if Keef or Barry can do better by turning a harmless amusing thread into a political point scoring exercise.
Fifteen love Marek... Bern to serve....''I say what a dream of a backhand by Bern '' Dan Maskell....God must leave off the booze and some of these water drugs...

Marek
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Keith Sansum1
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MAREK;
I do find it amusing that you and others think i make political points yet you make as many yourself.
and all of that is fine.
now back to the thread
brian please dont start these rumours over emu, i saw him on telly hes real lol
next you will be telling me father christmas doesnt exist
come on get real lol

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Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Keef
It was a joke...I know I rarely crack jokes but.....
Marek
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Keith Sansum1
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marek
i realise that note my ending laughing faces
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Jan Higgins
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I am sure Parky thought he was real when he was attacked by him.

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Keith Sansum1
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yes he laughs about it now
at the time you could see he wasnt amused lol
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Molested by a big bird. Could be worse........

Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Haha....

Marek
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Guest 699- Registered: 3 Jun 2010
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URH --- red faces all round , do the dover people not know there PUPPETS ?
rod hull and emu were different from bernie clifton ( guess he may still have a website or is on utube )
if someone knows how to put picture on here it would help the forum members , but at the end of the day
it was only a PUPPET