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Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
31 January 2009 00:1514368
#1
As you all know the roads into River are closed at night ,and you are thinking that it is roadworks doing it,but you are wrong, we at River have declared U.D.I from Dover As from tonight you will have to pay a toll to get in and out of River,I have got rid of the council and now i am king of RIVER, all tolls and taxs must bepaid to the head of state which is me , Sue is my tax collector
And in River we are going to have N/ service back all under 75yers old will have to do two years without pay .

I remain the king of River his highness Vic Matcham the first.
Guest 666
- Registered: 25 Mar 2008
- Posts: 323
31 January 2009 00:4914370
#2
Must be time to annex Zimbabwe and adopt the US dollar as the local currency
Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
Guest 653
- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
- Posts: 10,540
31 January 2009 09:0114378
#3
I think Zims has adopted the US Dollar Buddy.

Roger
Terry Nunn
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 4,321
31 January 2009 10:0414385
#4
Reminds me of "Passport To Pimlico".

I shall dig it out, watch it again, and think of Vic as the Stanley Holloway character!

Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Bern
- Location: Dover
31 January 2009 10:1014387
#5
Fabulous stuf!!
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
31 January 2009 11:0314392
#6
so vic is know an un declared idiot of river how intressting
Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
31 January 2009 16:2414405
#7
Do not forget there is a curfew on again tonight if you are out in it head for my place you will be safe there till the morning ,but you will have to come to church with us, that is the time i will lift the curfew

from his Highness king vic the first
Guest 650
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 542
31 January 2009 16:3314407
#8
When are you going to be crowned, Vic?
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Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
31 January 2009 16:4314409
#9
Good point there Maggie, i did not think about that but will let you know but it will be at the Mill that is my H.Q,

R.H.kING vICTHE FIRST

i HAVE JUST GOT OFF MY R/Throne
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
31 January 2009 19:5714424
#10
can i sugest the 1st of april?
howard mcsweeney1
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
31 January 2009 20:3814428
#11
respect to you vic.

for the sake of authenticity, you will need a naafi for the national service coves.

they were usually run by a blonde harridan with a bossy personality.

is there anyone like that living up in river that could fill that role?

we may need our thinking caps on for this one.
Guest 660
- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
- Posts: 3,205
31 January 2009 20:5214431
#12
You don't mean my friend Sue do you Howard. Bossy Sue........well sometimes...not to me ......but Mic Vatcham HRH
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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31 January 2009 21:2514433
#13
Howard you are so right, so my new set up is as follows, Sue is our blonde as you put it harridan at the N.A.A.F.I, she can wear one of her hats for that job .
And my new tax collector (unpaid)will be The Right Hon,Mr Gwyn Posser, M.P. the reds are very good at geting the taxs in.

i would to say thank you all for your imput to my take over of River, if you wish to join up with me it is very easy to do, all you do is vote for me next time
I remain His royal highness the KING OF River
round. , vIC Matcham the first.
Guest 660
- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
- Posts: 3,205
31 January 2009 21:4614440
#14
Is an election coming up at River then Vic
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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31 January 2009 21:5114441
#15
jOHN THERE WILL BE NO MORE ELECTIONS IN RIVER BY ROYAL DECREE, that way i stay No 1. .

H.R.H. VIC Matcham the 1st
Guest 672
- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
- Posts: 2,119
31 January 2009 22:0114442
#16
Has your doctor checked your medication lately Vic.?
grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Bern
- Location: Dover
31 January 2009 22:2314443
#17
Howard - if the Blonde Bossy role is in need of a second in command I would be honoured to serve in 2nd place........I believe I fit the bill.
Guest 660
- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
- Posts: 3,205
31 January 2009 22:2614444
#18
No shortage of bossy women then!I don't think could manage many bossy women in his harem,remember he already has poor Lesley who is permantly shell shocked
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
howard mcsweeney1
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
31 January 2009 22:4214446
#19
lesley used to be on sleeping pills, then her doctor advised her to read through vic's posts instead.

worked a dream(no pun intended).
Guest 649
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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31 January 2009 23:0014448
#20
IAN you first i am on about 6pills aday do you think they are helping me then?
Bern my love there is always room for women along side the king(Thats me) and you can keep alook out on Sue for me because sometimes she gets carried away .
John you only saw me this morning with lesley I did not know that by just looking at a person you could tell they were shell shocked thank you for telling me i know now what has been wrong if her all years I have been with her, been takeing her to the dr weeky and he did not know
well done
Howard as for your post on sleeping pills, it is me who need them, it is not easy being a King you know, and please can all for you call me by my rank please I AM A king you knowknow. SMILEY

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