The pope's visit
- 4 June 2010 13:3954835Holy spokes! It seems the pope will be coming to Britain brandishing a pair of keys. Will he try to take Dover Castle and hoist a flag with two keys on it? Or are these keys attached to a ring hanging at his hip? Do they fit in any door in Dover's Castle? If they don't, then he can't claim to have taken the Castle, and will be repulsed! In which case he will go back to Rome with his keys, and the Union Jack will remain flying over Britannia's Castle, overlooking Britannia's Royal Port! Britannia Our Fair Lady!Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
Rule Britannia!
Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ - 4 June 2010 16:0254839I`m unsure when the last pope visited us, but I suspect it`ll be more costly with security now, with the mixed bag of non-British resident`s we have here now.Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
- Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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4 June 2010 16:4754844never mind the popes no dope he smokes it.
- 4 June 2010 19:4254868Is he coming by U-boat or Messerschmidt?
- 4 June 2010 20:3054878he may stay at a condiminium during his visit.
sorry i forgot that he does not approve of that sort of thing. - 4 June 2010 21:1354884Priests prefer submarines - going down is a phrase they cannot ignore.
Can I say sorry now or should I wait until someone objects?
PS: I am Catholic. - 4 June 2010 21:2054889I've always wanted a ride in the Pope-mobil!
- 4 June 2010 21:2454890No Jeanne, you don't...............never accept a ride with a priest. trust me.
- 4 June 2010 21:2754891Ha ha ha Bern, I went to a convent school and was taught by nuns and priests!
- 4 June 2010 22:4754896Bern/Jeane
As fellow Catholics don't you feel let down by the church in which our parents raised us in? I know I do however I try to keep my faith and live a Christian life.I don't always succeed but plod on regardless dreading the next breaking scandal.
Just thought I'd get it off my chest...sorry.Pass the Rose I need a glass.Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter) - 5 June 2010 00:1854902What's Herr Popey doing here anyway, this is England, we have our own church, free of the shackles of Rome.
- 5 June 2010 05:5254905By the way, the other thread on here last month about him being arrested here, has that all fallen through?Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
- 5 June 2010 13:5754928Colin, yes, that thread got many glimpses and went forever, true to the word! However, may-be you can rescusitate it!
Sid, the pope will not come either by Uboot or by Messerschmit, he will come from Rome with an entourage of mainly Italian cardinals! Sorry mate!
My theme about the keys is taht, the pope claims to have the keys that Jesus gave to Peter, and that these keys belong to HIM, the pope!
I dispute this!Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
Rule Britannia!
Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ - 5 June 2010 15:4954935Yes Marek, I do.
- 5 June 2010 17:1354947Yes Marek, and I follow your way too.
Now pass me that water and I'll turn it into wine for ya!
BTW, meant to say it was really lovely to see Maritas and Natascha in Dover a few weeks ago
- 5 June 2010 18:1854969ColetteB
Thanks for your comments .Natascha is entering this years Miss Junior Battle of Flowers Competition.So we will keep our fingers crossed.Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter) - 5 June 2010 19:2754985are you sure about that alexander?
never heard that one before, what would these keys have been used to open? - Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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5 June 2010 20:1254999im sure the keys alex is on about are to the drinks locker. - 6 June 2010 10:5955062Or maybe someone's chastity belt!!!!
- 6 June 2010 14:3455072I've been looking for that!!!!