The Dirty Old Man thread...
- 30 June 2010 07:2858534When I was a child my dad called Ursula Andress 'the most beautiful woman in the world' and it seemed the press agreed, though perhaps it was the other way around.
This morning I opened the paper and was confronted with a series of photographs of Kelly Brook. The perfect figure, she goes in and out in all the right places and in all the right proportions. In fact she simply looks, well perfect - surely today it is Kelly Brook who deserves the title once held by Ursula Andress. OK she is probably intolerable to live with - someone who looks that perfect must be hard work, but then who wants to live with her!
Well, off for a cold shower but before I do, a glimpse of female perfection and to ask, who would be your candidate for Ursula's title (with 'respectable' pics please)
- 30 June 2010 07:3458535Tut tut Barry, where is the womans thought of perfection of a man??? also you believe that a beatiful woman is hard work to live with what an understatement its you male species that are the hard work
- 30 June 2010 07:5158536You may be right, Melissa - why dont you start a 'dirty ole' gal' thread....
- 30 June 2010 07:5458537DONT TEMPT ME !!!!!!
- 30 June 2010 08:0758539Kelly Brook is certainly an eye catcher. She was on that Celebrity Love Island thing a few years back and went down very well with the male viewers, although somehow she lost the job and didnt appear in series 2. Perhaps the female viewers didnt like her.
Its odd how these things work, female viewers lap up Jordan by the truckload.email: dover7@msn.com - 30 June 2010 08:1558541mmmm the scraggy inflated Jordan, a teenagers wet dream perhaps but not one to appeal to the more discerning.....
- 30 June 2010 09:1958551I was trying to think of a male equivalent that I could suggest, but I think that we women, as a generalisation (which I know I should not make) go more for good looks and the perennial sense of humour, than for bodies. As far as it goes, too, there is far less male flesh on general view for us to lust over. The papers, given a choice, would rather put a photo of a scantily clad girl than similar bloke!
- 30 June 2010 09:2958557LUST Diana!!! Nearly choked on me bran flakes I did. I thought this was a family forum?
Kelly Brock is an eye-catcher but if it's down pure "lust" to quote Diana, it'll have to be Kylie for me. However, I could be persuaded to rethink by Claire Goose. Sh's a looker and a damn fine actress too. I think she comes from round these parts. - 30 June 2010 09:5758564Tut Tut Barry, lowering the tone of Dover Forum - I'd watch for comments in Dubris if I was you
- 30 June 2010 10:4058566Such fame Sheli....
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30 June 2010 11:2658574ear barry you could do oaky pocky at the end of the evening. 
- 30 June 2010 11:3458577A 'decent' photo of Claire Goose for those who don't recall her:
- 30 June 2010 15:0658593
Here's good friend Hayley Shaw.
Certainly a contenderOh Boy!, That'll be the day......... - 30 June 2010 15:3958594The unbeatable.......Audrey Hepburn
True friends stab you in the front. - 30 June 2010 16:2158596Barry, how's about some Italian women with long wavy hair! I can speak fluent Italian, you know!
I could post a few pictures, and many would remain hypnotised to the screen, but I am immune to that (knowing perfect Italian!) 
Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
Rule Britannia!
Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ - 30 June 2010 20:0358619Diana, I am in my seventies,bald and with a waist measurement far exceeding 44 inches, would that be enough flesh for you to lust over??
- 30 June 2010 20:0558621you strike a hard bargain jimmy, must be the passionate scot in you.
- 30 June 2010 20:2358626Just for you Alexander, Italian women who appear to have long wavy hair:
Enjoy!
- 30 June 2010 21:0458634reminds me of that old chestnut "why do italian men grow moustaches"? "so that there mothers do not feel different".
- 30 June 2010 21:1858636PHWOOAARRRR!!! I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting under the sheets
