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  A classic Tom.
  
  I do however have a better solution:
  
  Take the fox across, come back use the Humbrol paint to make the hen look like a fox, take the hen across to keep the fox company, go and get the corn. Easy!
  
  That being said, perhaps it would be better to paint the fox as a chicken as there is every possibility the fox would get killed by Daily Mail readers if left on its own.
  
  ...or use the poly-cement to construct a corn based man on horse back and hound to stand over the fox in hunting victory (maybe more paint might be needed), thus protecting the fox from harm.
  
  Please be clear, I am not a fan of foxes and do not think that they are cute and fluffy.

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