Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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17 October 2010
17:2575311#1
Do passenger`s still get sea sick these days? I don`t know, but here`s a nice cure from 1898! The small print reads; (Specially engaged for the cross channel service). "Dr. Paul Farez asserts that he has found in hypnotism an absolutely infallible remedy for sea-sickness and similar discomforts".
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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17 October 2010
18:0375313#2
Gobsmacked when I saw that pic Colin.

I thought it was from a forum do a few years back.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
17 October 2010
18:2975319#3
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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17 October 2010
19:4875335#4
Maybe PaulB Ian trying to attract new members?
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
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17 October 2010
20:2775338#5
i find a large fry up onboard works wonders closly fowllowed by a smoke and two pints of stella artious.

howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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17 October 2010
21:0875340#6
the modern day stabilisers seem to do the trick, hope that they have them on the irish sea.
17 October 2010
22:2875350#7
I can second that i have seen Brian have that Big Big Breakfast and the 4 Pints Of Lager and he has never been sea sick But he has made a few Passengers a bit

Brian Dixon
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18 October 2010
06:3475361#8
alan taylor,you cheaky person.

18 October 2010
08:1375365#9
Ah yes the ferry crossings with the two above me here what fun they were!
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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18 October 2010
08:1575366#10
best cure for sea sickness simple....sit under a tree...
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
18 October 2010
08:1775368#11
Marek you have thrown me ?????
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
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18 October 2010
08:2075369#12
I think when seas are heavy i get sea sick but otherwise ok
when i mean heavy, i mean when your breakfast slides from one end of the table to the other every 2 seconds
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Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
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18 October 2010
08:5475378#13
My advice to anyone who suffers is to get as near as possible to the middle of the ship, you will feel a lot less movement.
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Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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18 October 2010
09:0575380#14
Thats an old one Jan. I remember being given that advice on the ould sea crossings back and forth to Dublin. Cue for the ould Princess Maud again. It didnt matter where you stood, the thing rattled and rumbled back and forth without the use of any of those modern niceties that all you modern big softies need, like stabilisers, or rails to keep the customers from falling overboard

okay they had rails but there were horrifying areas on deck with just a chain swung across the open spaces.
Coupled with that they used to carry cattle in the deck below...so the smell from their inevitable ermmm..bowel movements, coupled with the dreadful lurching of the ship and only the hardened sailor could make it across without upchucking into the wind. Ye get terrible howling gales in the Irish Sea, its in that unfortunate weather pattern, and upchucking without covering yourself in...glory..was an art in itself.
18 October 2010
10:2875404#15
Simple instructions for a vomit free crossing.
1. When on board go to toilet immediately. This will avoid the need to go to the toilet later where you will see people throwing up whereupon you will join them.
2. Stand at bar and drink 'shorts'. (If you go on long drinks you will have to go to the toilet - see 1 above)
3. (the tricky bit). Focus on the bottles above the optics. Your task is to keep yourself perpendicular to the top of the liquids in the bottle. If you succeed in this, whilst the rest of the vessel rocks and rolls, you will be transported gracefully to France in a state of total equilibrium as though mounted on gimbals.
4. Do not consider for a minute driving afterwards. You are now pissed.
Always works for me!

howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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18 October 2010
11:1775432#16
sensible advice bob, when i travelled from harwich to the hook, i noticed that the dutch passengers used to have a massive breakfast washed down with endless bottles of flavoured milk.
yet is was us english that used to chuck up, never worked out why.
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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18 October 2010
13:3275463#17
Melissa
by sitting under a tree means that you are not at sea hence cannot be seasick.
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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18 October 2010
13:4275465#18
unless you are in bantree bay of course.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
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18 October 2010
15:3675485#19
kieth,stick wet paper napkin under plate,dosent move.

18 October 2010
15:5375491#20
Oh i get it sorry a blonde day
