Brian Dixon wrote:
mr duke,may I sugest a couple of liters of 5 star petrol and match.
I did fantasise about just doing a subtle bit of Guerilla Gardening myself.
But as I have no patience (and no taste for pyromania), said fantasy was just renting a decent chainsaw, annoying the residents for a couple of minutes and also (probably) getting arrested.
Probably for the littering rather than the noise or temporary obstruction. Which are both better options than Firestarter
Surely it's just an easy few minutes of a job?
But no. Let's subcontract that out for a few days and charge it to The Council Tax.
Like I said. Channelling Meldrew of Wells here.