On the subject of piggy-wiggies anybody know what happened with the thousands of pigs which were going to have to be put down as we had no slaughtermen as they'd all gone back to Poland or somewhere?
(For those who don't remember it it was front page news and leading on the TV only a few 'you've screwed it up with Brexit' campaigns ago)
Oh. hang on. According to Department for Environment Food & Rural Affairs latest report IT NEVER HAPPENED!
Figure 2:3 United Kingdom average weekly numbers of pigs slaughtered
United Kingdom average weekly numbers of pigs slaughtered
