...a plane journey
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen ladies of the night than let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back & said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Dam it now I'm in trouble, than maybe not I'm not in politics.
