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    My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
    stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
    there was a sign attached that said,
    ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, “He
    mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.”

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~~That's more than twice!
    a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.”

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    “That's once a day . You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

    I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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