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    It's true Howard is a miracle worker. I told him of my complaint which although delicate is worth re-telling.
    Having visited many Doctors none could explain why every time I went to the loo my pooh came out as neatly formed chips.They were baffled'

    I went to see Doc Howie who told me to drop my trousers for a quick examination
    ''Ah I see what the problem is'' he exclaimed
    He asked his nurse to pass him the large pair of sterilized scissors.
    I must admit to being somewhat nervous.
    He took the scissors and snipped away. I felt no pain whatsoever.
    ''That should cure it'' he said triumphantly
    ''What was the problem?'' I enquired turning to face the Doc.
    ''This'' and he pointed to a large section of my string vest
    ''Next time buy a shorter string vest that fits you!'' he advised

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