Rumours that I have grey hair have been greatly exagerated. I assure one and all that its just a light shade of blonde. When I stand in front of the mirror under electric light it looks blonde alright, so there can be no doubt.
I am a direct descendant of the Nordic races you see. They came plundering and pillaging in southern ireland several centuries ago wielding mighty weapons. They had long blonde hair and beards to match. Very fierce they were with big choppers.
One of those guys, a Viking true, eventually quietened down and after several years of quiet reflectitude on his pillaging, married a girl from the west, a princess of Connacht... and now as a result of this alliance, yours truly stands before you today.
Not a lot of people know that. Im revealing it here as an exclusive.
