Flatulent Dentist Struck Off!
- 5 March 2011 08:4595260These are turbulent times..the winds of change are blowing through the dental profession and no mistake. Yesterday a rumbustous explosive decision was made to rather bizarrely strike off a Shropshire dentist with severe flatulent problems. Yes he was struck off the medical register.
The decision panel ploughed their way through a considerable level of hot air in an effort to prise out their conclusion. But its rather bizarre nonetheless. One would expect to be struck off for a whole series of different things, but flatulence !!? This must be a first.
There clearly had been complaints..well okay, pity the poor patient if you will. Not only would he/she have to endure the torture of dental extraction and what have you, I've been through this myself recently, but having to put up with an explosive dentist in full gaseous flight as well, gosh it would probably be too too much.
The world changes ever more...if you are an individual who suffers the strain of high octane gas release, then you better be careful that you don't lose your job, or worse.
Of course its all down to diet. People say beans are very often the cause...lots of beans are consumed on this forum as we have seen in the past, yet we still exhibit no signs of hot air!!
email: dover7@msn.com - Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
5 March 2011 08:4895261no hot air on the forum??????????????????????????lol
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS - 5 March 2011 10:2095288in addition he used to give the 'v' sign to the patients behind their back and was generally abusive to his staff.
- 5 March 2011 10:3295291Gas can cause you to be a little tetchy.........
- 5 March 2011 11:0395296Yes indeed the dentist was indeed showing other signs of abnormality. But should he have wished it, no doubt he could have cured his internal combustion and volcanic expulsion problem with a visit to Boots the Chemist, one on every high street, where all known remedies are available for every ailment including the inner development of gas.
Keef I search every day but can still find no trace of hot air on this forum !!lol email: dover7@msn.com - 5 March 2011 11:1295301On a tombstone: .... approach this place with gravity... the dentist has filled his last cavity...
I dreaded the dentist when I was young, and mother's dentist (whom she liked!) always had nicotine-stained fingers and very strong stale tobacco breath !!---------------------------------------------------
Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 5 March 2011 11:1395302Yuk and double yuk!
- 5 March 2011 12:3395308On the other side of the coin, dentist Dr Cornelius of Castle St refuses to treat any patient who has consumed garlic in the previous 48 hours.I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
- 5 March 2011 13:1395310lol the poor man but was quite a funny story to read tho, i personally would of hated sitting in his chair with that stink eugh, but is sad tho a talented professional loses his job because of a medical condition. On another note nice to see you Paul B in the dentist the other day
- 5 March 2011 13:1495311And ref to Keith post number 2, you,ve got plenty
- 5 March 2011 13:3195316To think when we were young we were given gas when we had an extraction, makes you think was it a large dose of Methane?
It's great to have a laugh - 5 March 2011 14:5395321Dr Cornelius (#8) is such an expert it is worth depriving yourself of garlic pro tem to remain a patient there. He is the best and most professional dentist I have known, and I am a total wuss when it comes to dentists. And his receptionists are so kind and courteous! It has become almost (almost!!) a pleasure to visit the dentist!
- 5 March 2011 16:3395341Hellooo Melissa - ah that was you.. I wasnt entirely sure
but glad you've confirmed it. Was good to see you. Im a very new recruit at that dentist, havent had anything done there as yet but fillings coming up soon aaaarrgh!!email: dover7@msn.com - 5 March 2011 19:1995381I look different without my make up Paul
- 5 March 2011 19:2995382Maybe this dentist should think before travelling to Malawi. The country is considering reviving a law against breaking wind in public.Million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
- 5 March 2011 19:3095383Is it the CastleStreet Dental practice, Melissa?
- 5 March 2011 19:4795384the one in castle st is called "smiles", not been there that long.
- 5 March 2011 19:4795385Yes thats it Bern
- Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,895
5 March 2011 19:5995389To add to the dentist adverts, my dentist is very good and quite 'dishy' at the Pencester practice.
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
------------------------------------------------------------------- - 5 March 2011 20:5595398No, not "Smiles": the Castle Street Dental Practice, where Dr Cornelius practices. The practice has been there almost as long as I have!!