Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#1
I love this story about the ginger nut Danny Alexander it would appear that
broken Fib/Demo promises and Willets U-turn on rich University student placings have left a bad taste in their mouths but now one of their ministers has been accused of causing an unholy stink. Apparently,Alexander, was unable to contain himself and loudly broke wind as he waited to do a TV interview
The incident is said to have happened last Friday as he tried to explain his party's poll drubbing, with footage expected to surface soon online his spokesman was quick to say yesterday:,
"This story is a lot of hot air."
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
#2
My old man always said were ever you be the the wind blow free
Jan Higgins
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#3
At least he farted before the interview not in the middle and just proves the man is human after all.
My father always said "better out than in"
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Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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#4
In our family the polite response to a loud fart is 'more tea, vicar?'.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Terry Nunn
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#5
Even the Queen farts, in a genteel way of course.
Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#6
keep shouting sir, we will soon reach you.
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#7
I own up - I have done it too....
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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#8
'New shoes?'
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#9
the best thing is to on a dog, then give it a slight kick uttering the words "dirty mutt".
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#10
You too Howard! ...
Guest 683- Registered: 11 Feb 2009
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#11
Hopefully this will come out! Coincidentally it was sent from an American friend today with the question "Did Philip fart on the balcony"
Guest 705- Registered: 23 Sep 2010
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#12
My great grandfather used to say in a broad rural East Kent Accent :- " In church or chapel let the b***** rattle."
Never give up...
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#13
a classical line in my view was when the australian fast bowler merv hughes ran up to the stumps and instead of releasing the ball he let rip with a real snorter then shouted at the batsman "try and hit that for four".
Terry Nunn- Location: London Road, Dover
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#14
Bloody hell, they love their medals don't they? Which one's for starting a fire by rubbing two boy scouts together?
Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#15
certainly some bling on display, must have all been on the front line many times.
i notice the queen is being modest and not wearing hers.
Terry Nunn- Location: London Road, Dover
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#16
Isn't the one between the Greek bloke and big ears Albert Poop-Decker from one of the Carry On films?
Terry
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#17
my understanding is that her majesty has put your knighthood on hold terry.
another response to the problem here might be "i'll name that tune in one"
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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#18
As Wind in Hypochondria pent
Is just a Fart if downward sent,
But if suppressed it upward flies
And vents itself in Prophesies.
Jonathan Swift, 1722.
Brings to mind a certain person 's prophesies about the next general election and Miliband for PM.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 707- Registered: 1 Dec 2010
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#19
Teehee. Jonny Depp had a remote control whoopee cushion on set. I'm sorry but i think parping is really funny.
Nothing better than when it's in bed and i bury 'im indoors head under the duvet roflma
If i do it in public i'd just die of embarrassement.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#20
lorna
the scientific term for the act you describe is a "dutch oven", usually perpetrated by the male of the species on his unsuspecting female partner.
if the former has imbibed large quantities of guinness the effect is better.
Marek
