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Silly me, we are now patients are we? I certainly am sick of this bull.
Hurray! Hurray!
Unemployment in the United Kingdom has fallen by 51,000 in the three months to April, according to newly released statistics.
Are but wait!
The number of dole claimants rose in the same period, with a total of 8,100 more people claiming jobseeker's allowance in May.
And!
Almost eight million people are now in a part-time job, while those working part-time because they cannot find full-time work increased by 25,000 to 1.4 million.
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The number of people unemployed for more than a year increased by 85,000 to 886,000, while those unemployed for more than two years rose by 29,000 to 434,000.
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UK youth unemployment runs at 1.01 million and 9.23 million so-called economically-inactive people in the three months to April, a fall of 69,000, mainly due to a reduction in the number of students.
Economically-inactive people?
IPPR chief economist Tony Dolphin said: "Long-term unemployment is the hidden crisis of the slowest ever economic recovery in the UK."
Sky News.