Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
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Vince to George: "right, when I count to three, we all turn left".
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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very droll alex, love it.
Guest 671- Registered: 4 May 2008
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Vince to George, " look, he cant stop squeasing the left, even when he walks"
"My New Year's Resolution, is to try and emulate Marek's level of chilled out, thoughtfulness and humour towards other forumites and not lose my decorum"
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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time for a new one, this was from "question time" last evening.
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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"Oh! Not again Ken, I have seen your Hapsburg impersonation countless times."
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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lansley to chairperson "tell him to stop pulling faces at me i find it upsetting".
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
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Livingstone;NHS Bill brings profit making into Health Service.
Landers; S..t.He has read the small print.
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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Ken..pondering : I must stop using that gravity defying wind tunnel, its playing havoc with my features !
Lansley: Jeez Kens gone gaga...five more years of Boris is a racing certainty!
Guest 683- Registered: 11 Feb 2009
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Ken: "I suggest you put that away before it gets caught on camera!"
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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this was taken today in berlin where dave and angie are pretending to like each other.
Guest 660- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
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Cameron thinking,I cant believe it when I was a boy Maggie told me what to do,when I am at home the Mrs tells me what to do,here I am in Europe and another woman telling me what to do.I wish I wore the trousers sometime!
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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good one john.
angie to the audience "just watch me grab him by the dangly bits if he plays up".
I wonder if she is wearing suspenders..........
Ross Miller
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
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DC "So this is the new Head Girl, suppose I will have to fag for her too..."
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
Blimey Gordon Brown has let himself go since he left the front bench
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
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But Merkle you know I want to be with you...............but I am not in charge!
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
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Chancellor Merkel:
Ve haf varned Mr. Kameron zat ve vill blitzkrieg ze City if he continues zu try to bankzkrupt Berlin!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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good stuff from everyone, better than "have i got news for you".
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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Don't worry Angela, I'll pretend it was me.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 716- Registered: 9 Jun 2011
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Cameron;..Don`t worry Angela,I`ll pretend it was me............Merkle; No way sunshine,your the one s.....g yourself.
