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  Seems a bit over the top to call for a cull on seagulls and foxes just because we do not have the collective gumption to find a way to dispose of our waste food in a manner in which they cannot get at it. It is a commentary on our throw-away society and the surfeit of food which we enjoy that we are in this position.
  
  One of our cats has just ripped open a black bag in the kitchen to get at some discarded chicken. Clearly therefore for a cull to work it would have to include cats, dogs, badgers and most of the rest of the animal kingdom. Everything that flies in the air and crawls on the ground, everything with fur and everything with feathers. In the land of the black plastic binbag, the creatures of the earth must be offered up to the great god SITA.
  
  The binmen will have to be armed and given a licence to kill. A binman hitman must ride shotgun on the top of each refuse truck, equipped with an anti-aircraft gun for seagulls, bazookas and RPG's for large domestic animals, and a revolver for the small fry. Seagulls - rat-a-tat-a-tat, badger - blam, fox - splat. The bloodied bodies of the kill could be hung along the sides of the wagon. Binman red in tooth and claw.

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