Love Rat exits Jungle.

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22 November 2007

Marc Bannerman was the first evictee on "Im a Celeb get me Outa Heeere" last night. This took everyone in the camp by total surprise as essentially he is a nice guy, a large cuddly bear of a nice guy. So...why was he chucked out embarassingly first, nobody wants to be first out, by the voting British Public. Because he was up to 'no good' thats why. Canoodling and cuddling in the love hammock of sin he was, with insipid Welsh Warbler Cerys Mathews, this finished him off...oooh those whisperings, oooh those long loving glances, oooh those wild welsh wide longing eyes....it was all tooo tooo much. But why? Isnt romance a good thing? incidentally I still dont know what either of these are famous for.

But back to the reason why...The reason why is that Big Marc has a lovely longtime girlfriend outside in the real world, and she is lovely too no mistake, and the tabloids have been giving him hell. She herself went on national television last night in full heartbreak mode. Result...exit Big Marc Love Rat. Women voters clearly weild a mighty stick!

And Gawd was he looking sheepish and guilty on his exit walk of shame over that long bridge. I havent seen anyone looking so guilty since... since... well, since I last looked in the mirror!!

Guest 656 wrote:
I'm all for a bit of romance if the people involved are free to do so but Mark Bannerman's behaviour was clearly out of order. I feel very sorry for his lovely girlfriend, he deserves to be voted out . I bet the majority of votes were from women and to right too!
keith, dover wrote:
Also rans
boring programme
must be more to life??
Guest 643 wrote:
Hi Paul,
Like you I love the show! Marc is best known for his role in Eastenders and Cerys is the lead singer in the group Catatonia.
I can't see that they did anything wrong. There was admittedly an attraction between them but surely that was because of the situation they were in. They didn't do anything wrong - all they did was hug each other which all the contestants have done anyway. Surely two adults can be friends without it meaning they are up to no good? He actually said to her on air that he didn't want to hurt anyone. It makes me cross how the media sensationalise innocent things to make them seem sleazy. I would have liked to see Marc win the game, he was up for all the horrible things they have to do. It's that moaning minny Lynne that should go in my opinion, although credit where it's due - she is good at all the trials.
Guest 640 wrote:
Jacqui thanks for the info on those two, didnt realise, also I agree with you about Lynne Franks.

Picture this scene Jacqui. Two desert islands and Im on one of them with Lynne. Across the way is another desert island with broom wealding haradan Norah Batty, but horror of horrors the 100 metres of ocean between the two islands is infested with deadly sharks. I would however happily swim the shark infested ocean to escape Lynne Franks and be with Norah Batty!!

Yes give me Norah anyday.
Guest 641 wrote:
Nora Batty is my Heroine, Hands Off! lol! I agree (not that I watch the programme avidly) Lynne Franks seems to be all talk and doesent lift a finger to help (Ooh, I've pulled me back again, can't go lifting wood & cleaning dunnies) I love the repartee (if one can call it that) betwixt John the chef (I think that's his name) & Lynne, it can only be a matter of time before the two of them will come to blows.
Guest 643 wrote:
Yessssss! Lynne has gone - banished forever hopefully! Mind you she had to have the last word when the others weren't there to contradict her. That woman is a nightmare!
So now Marc has admitted that he's in love with Cerys and Sarah - poor thing. No doubt the media will crucify him and make his and Cerys's lives a misery when all he's done is fallen in love with someone else - it happens - deal with it. Whatever happens someone will get hurt, but that hurt will heal. Better to find out now while there are no kids involved than later when a messy divorce would follow if he decided to be with Cerys. The three of them should be left alone now to sort themselves out without the paperazzi hounding them day and night, but that's not going to happen is it. I just hope for all their sakes things turn out ok. Good luck to all three of them I say.
Guest 640 wrote:
Ah...having had one or two functions to go to over the past couple of days Ive rather taken my eye off the ball, and missed the departure of the dreadful Lynne. I bet there was much sorrow and loss amongst her fellow campmates at her sudden departure. Im sure both Rodney and Janice were inconsolable. I can feel the reverberations of their gnashings from here!

Yes I saw the the extra piece about Marc where he said he was in love with both of them...oh dear!
Guest 640 wrote:
Ah Im a Celeb trundled to a halt last night and topping the poll at the end was Pantomime Dame Christoper Biggins. Nice enough guy of course, but then perhaps a pro at being nice, but the real star for me was ageing and plasticised model Janice Dickenson, who outrageously entertained us all for three weeks in spectacular mode. She was the star! She finished second which as she said herself was pretty good for a brash american in a british show. People voted for her in huge numbers to do the trials and so on, and of course in the final vote.

But wow! is she difficult. Not sure I'd want to be married to her myself or even have her as a neighbour. As long as she can be someone else's wife and someone else's neighbour she can be great fun.

Interestingly, Marc Bannerman who caused all the Love triangle tabloid controversy, wasnt at the final party.He stayed in the UK. Looks like the mini fling with Cerys has bitten the dust!
Sigh!
Mandie, Dover wrote:
Janice is such a vicious character lolol I watch her on "next top Model" and also the Janice Dickinson model agency thing, and some of the stuff she says to these models would make ya skin crawl, but you know what??

I love her brassiness, and quick remarks. She really adds a bit of spice to things.
keith, dover wrote:
i hate the programme but surprizing how many people watch it
keith, dover wrote:
thats it for another year hooray