D Little wrote:
Been there done that Captain, somebody even snapped me as I was contemplating tossing myself off Deal Pier.
David, good attempt, correct words but in wrong order
'I was contemplating tossing myself off Deal pier' = not funny
'I was on Deal pier, contemplating tossing myself off' = funny
I am still available for personal tuition in the use of double entendre if needed. Doh!