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     Weird Granny Slater wrote:
    It's all in the The Book of Robinson, but only if you read it backwards standing on your head, blindfold, with one arm tied behind your back, omitting every other word, and rearranging said omitted words according to a secret formula contained in the copyright details, holding the results up to a mirror, removing every 7th letter, bringing them to the boil in a pan of salted water, simmering for 20 minutes, straining the mixture through a sieve, cooling it, rolling it into a square, baking it for 30 minutes in a pre-heated oven at gas 7, fixing it to a pole then waving it about a bit. It worked for me.



    now your just being silly, Mr weird

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