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   Captain Haddock wrote:

  Spare a thought for the new Trade Secretary Kemi Badenoch on board HMS Queen Elizabeth in New York Harbour as she delivers a keynote speech today telling an "audience of US investors why the UK is the best place in the world to invest".

  
  Well, my A Level Economics isn't what it used to be (mind you, it probably qualifies me for no.11), but how about this:
  
  A) invest in beanz - hold them for a year and you'll get a 10% return

  

  
  
  B) invest in UK producers who make things Americans like - they'll be dirt cheap on the US market so the Yanks will lap them up.
  
  I think.

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