My beloved New Cross seems to be fine, and the in-laws in Hither Green (aside from the odd knife-wielding pensioner, that is). But the most revealing bit of information is that at least one of the Haddock clan seems to have triumphed despite tough odds.
Captain Haddock wrote:Snowflake Daughter No3 was wittering about an 'aggressive' stop and search she'd witnessed outside her flat in Hackney FFS - idiot child!