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  A farmer minding his own business watching over his sheep.
  
  Big range rover pulls up and the driver says to the farmer "hey, if I'll tell you how many sheep you have in that field if you then let me have one"
  
  The farmer paused for a minute, then agreed.
  
  The chap then got back in his car for a few minutes, connected to his IT feeds and calculators and made his assessment.
  
  After a couple of minutes he popped back out of the car and told the farmer, 'you have 127 sheep in that field'
  
  Moderately impressed, the farmer told the chap he could go and get one.
  
  As the chap gets back to his car the farmer says to him "here, if I can tell you what you do for a living, will you give me a sheep?"
  
  The chap agreed and the farmer said "you're a consultant"
  
  "how did you know that?" says the chap
  
  "Well you turn up uninvited and demand a nice fat fee to tell me something I already know and know nothing about my business"
  
  The chap thinks for a second and then says "What do you mean, I know nothing about your business?"
  
  "Aw, just give me my dog back and piss orf"

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