Activate ain't working...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42357159
Couple that with the plummeting demise of the Tory party membership since its 3 million peak (in the 1950s) to its current, or at least 2013*, level of 149,800 and perhaps that's why the Captain feels so strongly about those meddling kids.
*Capt, why is it that CCHQ refuses to publish its membership level any longer?