Hey Bishop, I've found just the job for you, nice work if you can get it for £41,000+ per annum funded by 'our' NHS? Presumably very few Lead Chaplains queuing at food banks!
https://www.jobs.nhs.uk/showvac/1/2/914644261#.WS0Z0QhdYBE.twitter
You could haunt the wards of Basingstoke telling the patients both the bad and good news.
1) Due to wicked Tory cuts you are going to die.
2) Not to worry because the sky-fairy promises an afterlife!
