Peter Ripley wrote:My name isn't Peter Rapley. No relation to Cllr Rapley.
Your real name is??
My humblest of apple-lowgies, dear boy. I inadvertently attributed UKIP values to you. Sincerely not meant...a little too much Sunday communion left over.
As for my name...that's one for the righteous. Pray and the good lord may assist. A revelation yet to be revealed. In the meantime, I shall patrol this forum on my pale horse and behave irreverently (pun intended).