• The post you are reporting:
   
  Dear Dierdre
  
  I've got to say, this divorce thingy isn't going too well. When my previous solicitor, May & Co, drew up an agreement with my ex-EU I asked another solicitor, Johnson & Co, to run their eyes over it. Their Mr Bojo called it 'a polished turd'.
  
  So I payed off May & Co and asked Johnson & Co to draw up another agreement. But I'm a bit confused: before, there were about 47 problems, but Mr Bojo's now made it all about my ex-EU's painful back passage.
  
  Anyway, I asked a bloke down the pub who seems to know a bit about it, a Mr Farage, and he said nobody would be fooled by Mr Bojo's metonymical side-step.
  
  I dunno what's going on.
  
  Anyway, see you on 1 November. Possibly.

Report Post

Your Name

Reason