Dear Dierdre,
What I failed to mention in my previous letter is that as soon as the divorce does go through, I plan to move back in with my ex-EU straight away, as he wasn't abusive at all (although I used to blame him all the time for my own failings, which was quite convenient).
My problem is that having told everyone that I have a fantastic new partner (several, in fact
) and that we even plan to have a trade deal together, I know that nobody will ever be as good as my ex-EU.
How can I have both without upsetting anybody?