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So the Pry Mincer is ‘driving the car’, according to Amber Rudd, and in the back is Boris, tugging on his toy plastic steering wheel stuck to the back of the driver’s seat, going ‘vroom vroom’ and throwing his Starburst wrappers at May. Presumably, then, David Davis is in the front passenger seat reading the roadmap, perhaps not realising it’s the AA 1973 edition. Behind him must be Liam Fox, most likely feeling rather sick with his head under a coat. (If you’re wondering where Tim Barrow is, he’s curled up in the boot with the dogs.) But the Austin Allegro’s overheated again and they’re stuck in a lay-by waiting for it to cool off. It's getting dark, and they’re irritable and hungry, as they only brought enough food for a picnic and they’ve still got a long way to go...